Jesus, more hobbledehoys!

You can’t leave me alone with them, they’re all over the place like a nest of pigs!
Why can’t they all just go away?!

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing)

I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via n-xi)

(Source: zombiebeyonce)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

Mads Mikkelsen - Horrorhound Q&A (part 2)

(Source: tyrllion)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

beautilation:

adasperaperastra:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

holy shit.

(Source: digbicks)

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares