Jesus, more hobbledehoys!

You can’t leave me alone with them, they’re all over the place like a nest of pigs!
Why can’t they all just go away?!

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing)

I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via n-xi)

(Source: zombiebeyonce)


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

Mads Mikkelsen - Horrorhound Q&A (part 2)

(Source: tyrllion)


If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess


if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet



Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

holy shit.

(Source: digbicks)

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude


god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares